Fear of Couple's Therapy

Whence a haunted polaroid commentary

on how lactic acid is character building,

relative to a lover’s, not to the contrary

 

exactly, that the best medicine is less topical,

as one under intestacy law might imagine,

but rather a dream in an old frogspawn espadrille

 

crying take me roughly by my dressing gown’s breadth

to the empty lot, shipping news hieroglyph,

and let us merrily contrive to catch our death


since all our kitchen furniture is whetted

by the best legal minds in a generation,

gift horses by each judge equally vetted.